Now, it's my pleasure to bring to you the unprecedented Stupid List, the least recognized, but best written list of shame in the world.
Adonis' Stupid List: a list of what is stupid on Earth nowadays... In no particular order, but numbered nontheless for your confusion.
#1. PETA.
#2. Scientologists.
#3. Syrians.
#4. MTV.
#5. AOL.
#6. Riceboy Tuners.
#7 NASCAR.
#8. Feminists.
#9. Bernie Eccelstone & Max Mosely.
#10. Gangster rap.
#11. Vegans.
#12. Cheap headphone users.
#14. RIAA.
#15. Superstition.
#16. People who can't pronounce "Adonis."
#17. Oliver Stone.
#18. Jessica Simpson.
#19. Wiggers.
#20. People who were going to comment about the missing number thirteen, then read number twenty.
{kwoo§hie}* said...
Actually, i was gonna comment that you forgot to put ashlee simpson on your list. jessica still qualifies as good entertainment and brightening encouraging reminders of how smart you are for times when you feel stupid.. oh, and sharks should be on your list too. i'm sure i'll remember some more stuff to go on your list.. give me some time ;)
Adonis said...
Many (3) people have told me that I forgot Ashlee Simpson. I put her on the list at first, but then replaced her with the stupider Wiggers. I did that because she's more talentless than stupid.
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Yo you forgot #21.) Adonis! Kidding.
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Funny...I like your insight...
-Jack