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Saturday, December 25, 2004

12/25/2004 01:41:00 PM - Funny Present (cousin remix)

I'd like to start off by saying the "rot and burn thing (look below) were just jokes. The rest of the stuff wasn't though.
Alright! so I got a new mp3 CD player for Christmas, and I was reading the manual. I found a place that tells you how loud your music should be, according to your place/activity. It's helpful and funny.

Level Example
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30 Quiet library, soft whispers.
40 Living room, refrigerator, bedroom away from traffic.
50 Light traffic, normal conversation, quiet office.
60 A/C at 20 feet, sewing machine.
70 Vaccum cleaner, hair dryer, noisy restaurant.
80 Average city traffic, garbage disposal, alarm clock at 2 ft.
THE FOLLOWING NOISES CAN BE DANGEROUS UNDER CONSTANT EXPOSURE
90 Subway, motorcycle, truck traffic, lawn mower.
100 Garbage truck, chain saw, pnuematic drill.
120 Rock band concert in front of speakers, thunderclap.
140 Gunshot blast, jet plane.
180 Rocket launching pad.

Was the 140 one for terrorists??? Me and Sarah are the only ones who thought of that. Sarah says "we should sue Sony because of terrorist implications." I agree. We'd get a nates-load of money. Look "nates" up in the dictionary. Awesome!

Now, au revoir,
Adonis, ft. Sarah


Blogger {kwoo§hie}* said...

awesome!! i love this post. i've got a post on my blog ft adonis himself. and yeah, ado you don't want your mp3 player to rot and burn. nu-uh. nope.  


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