Rule # 2: Stop being so sarcastic. It pisses everyone off (or so I hear).
Rule #3: Look good. Always.
Rule #4: Whenever, wherever, maintain control of the situation and of yourself.
Rule # 5: Apologize for your stupidities sincerely.
Rule # 6: Don't use violence unless thoroughly provoked.
Rule # 7: In certain instances, you must scratch Rule # 6.
Rule # 8: Family comes first. Then Friends.
Rule # 9: Never ever underestimate yourself.
Rule # 10: Maintain civility under all circumstances.
Rule # 11: Treat other people respectfully, unless.*
Rule # 12: Never give a gift unless it's from the heart and it's nicely wrapped. Opening a gift is half the fun.
Rule # 13: Never change your opinion just because it hurts someone.
Rule # 14: Never order Jello in a 5 star restaurant.
Rule # 15: Don't look like a jerk on any ID cards.
Rule # 16: If unable to remember names, jot them down. It's rude to forget peoples names.
Rule # 17: Never consider baseball as "fun."
Rule # 18: "I respectfully disagree with your opinion, but will fight to the death for your right to say it." -Voltaire
Enough said.
*Unless they start something. And then, it's on.
{kwoo§hie}* said...
nice.. but what's with the jello in a 5 stars hotel??